"Linen shorts so my balls don't get hot."
- Jay-Z, Hustlin' (Remix) by Rick Ross
Hey Jay-Z, what else can you tell us that you can completely keep to yourself and everybody would be better off for it? I just realized why I don't think I've ever heard anyone else rap about shorts (because it sounds gay).
D'Elia: Yeah and also if you wear linen SHORTS you have to be George Hamilton.