Friday, February 6, 2009

#11


"I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, child-educator plus head-amputator."
- GZA, Liquid Swords

First of all, TOO MANY JOBS. Second, three of these jobs are the same job. Lastly, I'm 100% positive you can't be a child-educator plus head-amputator. You can only be one of those at a time.

21 comments:

  1. this is my favorite so far.

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  2. gza can be both of those at the same time, it's like why he's so dope.

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  3. Yeah, I'm pretty sure if a teacher became known for decapitating people, the Board of Education would probably suspend them, and most likely without pay.

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  4. also, the head decapitator union would not put up with one of their own educating children. heads would roll....

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  5. That IS a lot of jobs. What is he, Jamaican?

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  6. Wait, wait, wait - "Liquid swords"???

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  7. this lyric is so good take it off your website

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  8. this website's dick and not that funny

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  9. body-dropper AND head-amputator? I'm sure one of those professions has a non-compete clause that would nullify his participation in the other.

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  10. lol @ cwistomoweina

    GZA is awesome.
    Yes, too many jobs and yes it's really only 2 BUT if my teacher was known as the head amputator and I was stuck in his class, you bet your ASS that I'll study so hard out of fright.

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  11. Good point, @AlfaTrion. Any teacher walks in saying this shit, won't nobody mess around in their class!

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  12. Anyone who listens to the Wu knows that "cuttin' headz" is a reference to their rapping style. Their tongues are swords and their lyrics can cut. They are probably smarter than the writers on this website.

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  13. These are classic lyrics from a classic album.
    Not 'ridiculous'... bloggers dropped the ball including this

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  14. You all were reaching out too far on this one. This is a relatively decent lyric...there are so many more absurd lyric you can put up...come on....

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  15. It's not too many jobs if three of them are the same. That leaves only two.

    He just likes repeating himself in different ways so that we realise he's, y'know, badass. *nods*

    The child educator thing... that can't mean anything good.

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  16. alright this website is pretty funny overall, but i must say, hating on lines by some of the better rappers in the industry (like, oh, idk, GZA) isn't something you should be focused on doing. and if youre going to do so, at least take the ones that are truly stupid, like the ones you have for eminem, and not ones like this one which, if you heard the song, is just taken out of context to be able to make a few ppl laugh; ppl that dont listen to lyricists like GZA.

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  17. Awww, look. He called them "lyricists." They aren't rappers, they're lyricists. Get it straight, please, lest I have to educate your children and/or remove their heads.

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