"If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave my nuts, tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck."
- Eminem, Criminal
If you gave a fuck about what, trying your hardest to have the fewest amount of friends? I was trying to think of what you would have to say to someone for them to respond with this sentence and have it make sense.



And THIS is how I became a woman.
ReplyDeleteOr a chicken.
ReplyDeleteHow sad... he would be that ashamed of having any sort of meaning or purpose...
ReplyDeleteAh, well, I suppose it would break his beloved losing streak.
this line is awesome.
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