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What if it smelled like water at the beach during red tide? Mmmmmmm... its all algae-y
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1. All pussies smell like something, but none smell like water.2. Look at that fools teef. He could come at me like, Ill go down and Id say... heh... look at the time! I gotta go!
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, August 02, 2009 at 10:16 PM
WHAT?
Posted by: Leah | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 03:44 PM
"2. Look at that fools teef. He could come at me like, Ill go down and Id say... heh... look at the time! I gotta go!"
Great point man.
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Good comment Leah! :)
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