So RANDOM!

but THAT's how Keith watches your mailbox. That's what he's saying. I really love this blog so far, but doing this for Kool Keith lyrics feels out of place - absurdity is the name of his game.

I understand your point. And I had the same thought before my first Kool Keith post. But the bottom line is... it's still ridiculous. And that's the point of this blog.
Again, I'm a HUGE Kool Keith fan.

"unless someone is trying to light you on fire while you're doing it"

Great visual hahahaha

Filed Under: Bad Analogies

Are there peacocks in Egypt? Or Robots, for that matter?

Why is this happening?
What's in the mailbox that's so goddamn important that in requires violent defense mechanisms?

how is watching mailboxes like Vietnam guerrilla warfare ridiculous? I do it every day!

just being a good neighbor, right?

Just in case, you know, there are guerilla soldiers lurking in the mailbox.

What? Me? I'm not stalking you, miss! I'm /protecting/ you!