Wednesday, February 11, 2009

#38

"Keys open doors. Keys open doors. Keys open doors. Keys, keys open doors."
- Pusha T from Clipse, Keys Open Doors

I mean, I get what Pusha T actually means. But I just love thinking how this could be like the locksmith's anthem.

9 comments:

  1. Chris!! BAHAHAHAA...!

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  2. Note to self: Keys open doors.

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  3. Usually people, wind, animals, and marijuana open doors. So saying keys do would be incorrect. 'Keys, keys' however does because if your name is Pusha T, I would easily believe you named your dog, or child KeysKeys.

    -theGB

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  4. Ki's open doors

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  5. kilo's of powder open doors

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  6. Yo this Ashley chick is getting paid to comment right? BC everythng is funny to her, and I cant buy that anyone rides the unfunny dick that hard.

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  7. ^^the unfunny dick?!?!
    ahhahahahahahahah

    awesome.

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  8. I had to open my gym locker the other day, but I forgot the numbers to my combination lock. I thought about this song but it just wasn't helping. Looks like my gym bag is doing 5 to 10, thanks Pusha T.

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  9. Hey, guys, don't blame Pusha. It's hard to remember stuff when you're on that much shit.

    "Keys. Okay, yeah, keys open doors. Now where'd I put the keys...? Wait, what are keys? Um... Oh yeah!" *turns on CD player and listens until the song comes on*

    Sad, really. But a helpful mnemonic device. Now where the hell are my keys?

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