Thursday, February 12, 2009

#40

"Keep your shit the hardest!"
- DMX, Keep Your Shit The Hardest

I'm trying to think of a reason you'd have to "keep your shit the hardest". But I think maybe that's just the worst advice ever. For anything... ever. Oh, I have it. If you're trying to get hemorrhoids, then you definitely should try and "keep your shit the hardest". But you shouldn't be trying to get hemorhhoids. So actually, nevermind.
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4 comments:

  1. Maybe its during an orgy...so he always stays ready to go????

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  2. Sounds painful - but is the other way, "Keep your shit the softest!" any better? Maybe the less said about shit the better.

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  3. I can just imagine some poor hotel maid on her hands and knees, scrubbing the crap out of a toilet thinking, "Damn it, I just know DMX has been here!"

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  4. As in all things, moderation is crucial. Especially for shit.

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