Monday, February 16, 2009


"Watch a movie in the jacuzzi, smoke L's while you do me."
- Notorious B.I.G., Big Poppa

Way too many things planned at once. The movie just won't get watched if you're trying to smoke weed and get laid in a jacuzzi at the same time. Something is going to get messed up, seriously.


  1. You probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time, either. The only thing I see as being a chore about this is getting the TV out to the jacuzzi, and Mr. B.I.G. probably had people to take care of that for him.

  2. reminds me of that story from miles davis where he rode in a car with charlie parker who was eating fried chicken, drinking booze, and getting a blow job all at the same time. notorious b.i.g. ain't no charlie parker!

  3. He's gonna drop his pipe in the water. And I bet he'll miss part of the movie.

  4. pfffftttt .... filed this under 'maximum efficiency' and 'my tuesday night'