Monday, February 16, 2009

#57

"Watch a movie in the jacuzzi, smoke L's while you do me."
- Notorious B.I.G., Big Poppa

Way too many things planned at once. The movie just won't get watched if you're trying to smoke weed and get laid in a jacuzzi at the same time. Something is going to get messed up, seriously.

6 comments:

  1. You probably can't walk and chew gum at the same time, either. The only thing I see as being a chore about this is getting the TV out to the jacuzzi, and Mr. B.I.G. probably had people to take care of that for him.

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  2. reminds me of that story from miles davis where he rode in a car with charlie parker who was eating fried chicken, drinking booze, and getting a blow job all at the same time. notorious b.i.g. ain't no charlie parker!

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  3. He's gonna drop his pipe in the water. And I bet he'll miss part of the movie.

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  4. pfffftttt .... filed this under 'maximum efficiency' and 'my tuesday night'

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