#57

"Watch a movie in the jacuzzi, smoke L's while you do me."
- Notorious B.I.G., Big Poppa

Way too many things planned at once. The movie just won't get watched if you're trying to smoke weed and get laid in a jacuzzi at the same time. Something is going to get messed up, seriously.

Comments

[Anonymous]

You probably cant walk and chew gum at the same time, either. The only thing I see as being a chore about this is getting the TV out to the jacuzzi, and Mr. B.I.G. probably had people to take care of that for him.

[Anonymous]

reminds me of that story from miles davis where he rode in a car with charlie parker who was eating fried chicken, drinking booze, and getting a blow job all at the same time. notorious b.i.g. aint no charlie parker!

[Anonymous]

Hes gonna drop his pipe in the water. And I bet hell miss part of the movie.

[Rebecca V. O'Neal]

pfffftttt .... filed this under maximum efficiency and my tuesday night

[BooBoo]

obviously he won't drop his pipe in the water. black people only smoke blunts.

[ts]

file under "Worst Case of ADD ever."

[Someone]

this is too good. too damn good.

[funky49]

Maybe it's a porn movie he's watching? Also, movie puts a good interior rhyme with "jacuzzi/do me"

[chanel bags]

The three then travel to Rebma, a reflection of Amber underwater, and there they meet their sister Llewella and Moire, the queen of Rebma.

[jesse]

dont try to diss the BIG. he can watch a movie and get ridden on in the jacuzzzz all DAY

[Zach]

wow you guys are dumb... he wont drop his pipe because an L is a blunt. he is smoking a blunt. so he wont drop his pipe because there is no pipe

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[El-P]

An L is a joint actually, though it has evolved into meaning a blunt, but still not a pipe.

The term "L" originally referred specifically to an L-Plate joint. For those who do not know, an L-Plate joint is made by sticking two rolling papers perpendicular to each other in the shape of an "L", allowing for a larger joint.

"Nowadays, the term "L" refers to both a blunt (marijuana cigar) as well as L-Plate joints.

The evolution of the term either came from blunts rolled with El Producto cigars, or due to the size of an L-Plate joint being larger than the average joint and possibly similar to a blunt."

[Air Jordan Basket]

oh it's so great!

[Else One]

That definition of "L" might've been where you lived, but cats started calling blunts "El's" because they were rolled in El Producto's. Most of em never heard of an "L Plate" joint.

[Rocky]

...and eat fried chicken at the same time?

[Nicki]

Just one question, to those who commented...

When was the last time you heard someone refer to smoking weed in a pipe? Pretty sure pipes are for tobacco. Weed usually goes in a blunt, a joint, a bowl or a bong. I've also heard bowls refered to as a "piece" but I don't know anyone who has ever smoked weed from a pipe...
Just saying