Friday, February 20, 2009

#61

"Never get caught slippin'. That's why I eat, sleep, shit with my gat. Bag up, piss, fuck a bitch with my gat."
- Memphis Bleek, Holla

Question: How is Memphis Bleek most likely going to die?
Answer: He will probably accidentally shoot himself.

Note: His girl will probably get killed by getting shot as well.

4 comments:

  1. Don't forget the fact that he "bags up" aka puts on a condom, then takes a piss...That can't be very healthy or comfortable.

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  2. No, it'd be like a wetsuit: Warm at first, then it would draw sharks and... yeah, you're right, it'd be uncomfortable.

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  3. If he's fuckin' a bitch with his gat, then she'll end up missing the top half of her skull eventually... yikes.

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  4. i have to stop reading these. My children need feeding..but I have one question....

    Does his head go all the way to the top of that cap ?

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