"When I do my thing my balls is hairy like the Lion King."
- LL Cool J, Hollis to Hollywood
"Your thing" meaning... having disgusting balls? I get the sense that LL is trying to brag here, but this is totally not impressive in the least. In fact it's kind of just weird. No chicks would like this at all.
So when he's NOT doing his thing does this mean his balls are no longer hairy? or somehow less hairy?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he wants children to pet... I mean, maybe... I have to go take a shower.
ReplyDeleteIn the ciiiiircle of liiiiiife....
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!