"I'm the bastard that shits on bitches. Explain this."
Ja Rule, Four Seasons by Method Man and Redman
I'll take a stab at an explanation. You shit on bitches because you are a horrible person and you had a terrible childhood.
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no, you explain this, Ja Pule. You explain this.
Posted by: cwistomoweina | Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 04:48 PM
Pule, Rule....dont care
Posted by: cwistomoweina | Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 04:48 PM
Best. Comment. Ever.
Posted by: Anonymous | Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 04:49 PM
Maybe his childhood was terrible because he was illegitimate.
Posted by: Anonymous | Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 03:09 PM
Maybe this particular lyric was inspired by a session between Ja Rule and his therapist... just to give it a lil hypothetical context.
Posted by: Rebecca V. O'Neal | Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 07:39 AM
Also: Incorrect tense.
Posted by: Anonymous | Sunday, May 10, 2009 at 07:24 PM
He probably shits on bitches cuz hes too damn short to climb on the toilet. Asshole.
Posted by: Cdawg | Friday, July 24, 2009 at 09:48 PM
"For the social manipulation of society through fear and division has completely detached humans from their sense of power and reality. A process that has been going on for centuries if not millenia. Religion, Patriotism, Race, Wealth, Class and every other form of arbitrary separatist identification and thus, conceit has served to create a controlled population, utterly maleable in the hands of the few.
"Divide and Conquer" is the motto. And as long as people continue to see themselves as separate from everything else, they lend themselves to being completely enslaved. The Men Behind the Curtain know this and they also know, that if people ever realised the truth of their relationship to nature, and the truth of their personal power, the entire manufactured Zeitgeist they prey upon will collapse like a House of Cards."
-Peter Joseph, Zeitgeist: The Movie
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.....Is there some broad sociological explanation like this, as to why you literally defecate on women?
Posted by: CheGandhiJesus | Sunday, December 27, 2009 at 03:40 PM