"I'll throw a TV at you."
Prodigy, Keep It Thorough
If this is supposed to be an attack on someone it's basically the worst attack ever because while Prodigy is unplugging and awkwardly picking up a very heavy television set, I'm telegraphing his move, sliding to the side while I punch him in his face.
I've always thought a can of soup would be good to throw at someone in a pinch.
ReplyDeleteBe careful, he might throw a flat screen TV at you and just decapitate you.
ReplyDeleteDude, TVs are expensive. For god's sake, we're in a recession!
ReplyDeleteLouis, you can't really reason with a man who uses television sets as their primary weapon. Just make sure that you and Prodigy aren't in the immediate vicinity of a TV. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWhat's sad is I've actually had someone say this to me over the internet! I lol'ed. Big scary man, going to find where I live and throw a TV at me?
ReplyDeleteIn Prodigy's defense... he would probably wait until you were not looking or already pretty beat up before launching such a bulky projectile...
ReplyDeletej/k lol