"Why did the dickhead cross the road? Man, I hit him with a 12-gauge and I didn't give him a chance to reload."
- Roscoe P. Coldchain, Delinquent
Congratulations to Roscoe P. Coldchain for taking the worst joke in the world and making it even worse.
Oh, and you shouldn't shoot people just because they are "dickheads".
since when is crossing the street a direct product of being shot?
ReplyDeleteThis is an easy shot, but: does this mean we can shoot him? He's a dickhead.
ReplyDeleteIf you get hit by a twelve gauge, crossing a road is a difficult proposition.
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