Friday, February 27, 2009

#98


"I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me. But I have a little problem with you NOT fuckin' me."
- Ol' Dirty Bastard, Got Your Money

This is basically the most passive-aggressive way ever of asking, "Do you want to have sex with me?

Filed under: Too many words

10 comments:

  1. Come on man... when you place the emphasis on "NOT", which ODB didn't do in the actual song, you ruin the timing of his joke. What makes the joke work is how he emphasized "fucking" again in the second line.

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  2. Not only are you wrong, what you are saying doesn't make sense.

    See ya.

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  3. Jay Smoothe: the emphasis is most definitely on the NOT.

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  4. circular reasoning tricks many a conquest. don't count it out!

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  5. For the sake of the joke, it doesn't matter where the emphasis actually is.

    Its like Borat doing Not Jokes "I have a problem with you fucking me....NOT."

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  6. hahaa, i wonder what song jay smooth was listening to?

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  7. Nope, you guys are still wrong. See ya!

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  8. You seriously need to rip into that "Go to school, take a shit, don't wipe yo ass" line from Harlem World

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