Monday, March 2, 2009

#110


"I jerk off inside books and give life to words."
- Immortal Technique, Positive Balance

Someone: "Hey, has anyone seen Immortal Technique? I can't find him."

Someone Else: "Yeah last I saw him he was in the library."

Everyone Else: "OH NO!"

The line should go like this instead... "I jerk off inside books and then get arrested because that's weird and illegal."

Filed under: Would get his library card revoked

18 comments:

  1. Should also be filed under: If you wear your own shirt, you suck.

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  2. Perhaps the best line Immortal Technique has ever spoken...

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  3. love the site, but this is almost criminal-- the next line is "...leaving concepts stuck together you probably never heard" so Benny Shaik isn't completely insane.

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  4. I worked at the university library late nights back in college. There was a local townie dude who'd sit on the 4th floor and jerk off in the encyclopedias. He never bothered anyone and was in his late 40's, worked at the pizza hut (came in to do this post work in uniform in fact) and seemed to be kinda "slow".

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  5. I worked at the university library late nights back in college. There was a local townie dude who'd sit on the 4th floor and jerk off in the encyclopedias. He never bothered anyone and was in his late 40's, worked at the pizza hut (came in to do this post work in uniform in fact) and seemed to be kinda "slow".

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  6. AHAHAHAHA Oh my good Lord! That opening exchange literally made me laugh out loud. This blog is great.

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  7. This is by far my favorite line in all of hip hop. I've been addictively reading this site, but yea, AP is right, leaving the followup line out is downright criminal.

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  8. "..because rapping doesn't give enough life to words, Ive resorted to jacking off into books." Sounds reasonable enough.

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  9. I used to work in the Ohio State Library -- putting books away. I can tell you from experience that, more than once, someone jerked off in a book.

    Immortal Technique must've been doing college tours.

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  10. Fuck man...I was trying to read an encyclopedia at the Harlem library but all the pages were stuck together. No need for a detective here...just sprinkle some crack on him Johnson.

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  11. Maybe he thinks he can books pregnant and his kid will be really smart?

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  12. Fabian is an idiot who would think that? Rhetorical question.

    This is an ill rhyme. "I jerk off inside books and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard."

    This website seems to nitpick at lyrics, as if all lyrics are literal and all rappers should be polite. I get that it's humor but your writing isn't that clever and your jokes are lame.

    Really it looks like you're having a hard time finding lyrics to poke fun of, which is weird because there are so many weak lyrics in hip hop today. Try harder or give up.

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  13. Don't be angry because Immortal Technique sucks.

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  14. thats the point of this site dumbass, to see how ridiculous some things sound when taken literally.

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  15. Haha pickin apart one of his lyrics...it was his first album and he has been evolving as a person and improving his content all throughout his career. At the end of the day that line itself is a quality line that far surpasses the majority of pop rap lyrics even on his first album. Immortal Technique is one of the best rappers alive or dead, I personally have an immense amount of respect for the guy despite his faults like homophobic lyrics etc he has been tuning that out of his work as he develops as a person. Considering the culture he grew up with it is understandable that some of his content would be affected but the environment he grew up in. I mean this is a guy who took the proceeds off one of his music he sold himself and built an orphanage in afghanistan while other rappers are renting nice cars and jewelry.

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