Monday, March 2, 2009
"I jerk off inside books and give life to words."
- Immortal Technique, Positive Balance
Someone: "Hey, has anyone seen Immortal Technique? I can't find him."
Someone Else: "Yeah last I saw him he was in the library."
Everyone Else: "OH NO!"
The line should go like this instead... "I jerk off inside books and then get arrested because that's weird and illegal."
Filed under: Would get his library card revoked