Monday, March 2, 2009


"Love a chick to give me head, while I shampoo her hair."
- LL Cool J, LL Cool J

One at a time is probably better for both a) cleaner hair, and b) greater penis stimulation.

Filed under: Too confusing


  1. Gives a whole new meaning to head & shoulders shampoo.

  2. Getting head = Straight
    Styling hair = Gay

    Both at the same time = Not sure

    Maybe LL Cool J always wanted to be a hairstylist, but realized it was way too gay. So he made sure that everytime he styled a woman's hair, his penis was in her mouth.