Tuesday, March 3, 2009

#114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121

"Before being famous, chicks asked to touch my hair..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"I assume every woman's in love with me 'til they tell me different..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"Eight out of every ten chicks are attracted to me. One is a relative, and the other one? A damn liar..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"I'd have to take Ginko or some shit to remember half of the bitches I hit..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"I could make a woman feel loved even cumming in their faces..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"Leave your girl alone with me - commit vaginacide..."

- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"I done heard 'Nigga you so fine' so much I kinda thought that was my name..."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

"Welcome to my lifestyle. What, what? Chianardo Di Caprio."
- Chino XL, Chianardo Di Caprio

Wow. Just... wow. I'm going to maybe go out on a limb here... but your life is probably nothing like Leonardo Di Caprio's. But I'm just going off of, well... all the things you're saying in this song.

Filed under: The audacity

P.S. Don't ever listen to this song.

13 comments:

  1. LULzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  2. I was happier back when I'd only heard OF Chino XL, and had no idea that he said stuff like this.

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  3. That's funny, I just saw Leonardo DiCaprio on Inside the Actor's Studio, and when James Lipton asked him "If you were a rapper, who would you be," he replied, "Probably Chino XL."

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  4. If I accuse him of having low self-esteem, is it funny because his lyrics make him sound so full of himself, or sad because it might be true and he's compensating?

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  5. each of these excerpts is progressively worse than the last... which is an accomplishment because I thought each one was the worst thing I'd ever read.

    way to one up yourself, Chino.

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  6. Is it just me or is being asked to commit "vaginacide" kind of hot? Just cause of the weirdness?

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  7. Replace the original comments in the blog and replace it with what theeastbaykid said.

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  8. Yes... I... was left alone... with Chino XL.
    Tonight, I'm committing vaginacide.



    Only problem is I don't know if this means I kill myself thru my vagina, or use my vagina to kill others?

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  9. "P.S. Don't ever listen to this song."

    Now, I have to listen to it...

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  10. Listened to this on youtube. The video description:

    "This is one of the best songs i've ever heard, possibly because i recognize myself in it. "

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  11. Wish I'd taken your advice. This song SUUUCKS.

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