Thursday, March 5, 2009


"Shut the fuck up, bitch. Eat a dick, bitch. Eat a bowl of shit, bitch. Munch on a mouthful balls in the halls in malls. Just, shut the fuck up and work your jaw."
- Kurupt, Your Gyrl Friend

I would never say this to someone and then put my balls in their mouth because they would probably bite them off.

Filed under: plain rude/so crass/worst Valentine ever/bad with women/worst cereal ever/terrible role model/horrendous instructions/just said 'malls' because it rhymes/so dick/worst childhood ever/not rapping


  1. haha. I was waiting for this to make the list...

  2. LOL. one of my favourite quotes ever. Just so.. wrong.

  3. I like how he felt like he wasn't doing well enough with, "Shut the fuck up, bitch," "Eat a dick, bitch," and "Eat a bowl of shit, bitch." So he had to step it up with some Dr Seuss-style rhymes: "Munch on a mouthful balls in the halls in malls."

    Would you, could you, in the mall? Would you, could you, in the hall? I do not like green eggs and balls, I do not like them, not at all.

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