Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
I love this site to death...but I think you guys need to be more selective about what you post from this point forward because y'all are slipping a little.
agreed. This is a pretty rich line. Pun intended. You neglected to mention how Cube wipes his ass with a relatively small denomination of money, which is also very likely to carry a multitude of diseases. This blog could definitely be better if you were able to do a better job selecting which commentaries to post. File under: not quite worth the post.
Hmm, though it is a relatively small denomination of money, dollar bills don't seem to be the most, ahem, effective material for wiping one's ass. He would have to use a lot of them. I just hope he doesn't put those 20s back into circulation.
I guarantee he does. I work in a bank and would estimate that a good 1-2 out of every hundred bills smell distinctly like poop. Check your wallet.
In this economy? That's a bad idea.
I just hope the ATM doesn't give me any of ice cube's ass-twenties.
I'm sure there's some sick perv on eBay willing to buy those rare, hard to find Ice Cube ass-twenties. As for me, I say no thanks.
The biggest issue here is that money is unsanitary- you really don't want it touching any of your orifices.