Sunday, March 8, 2009

#146

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"I'm so fly, I'm on Star Trek."

- Pooh Baby, Cell Phone Watch by Lil Scrappy

Here's an example of an analogy that isn't true, or effective because of how much it doesn't make sense.

Other examples that I have made up that are equally as bad.
1) I'm so nice, I'm practically a barracuda.
2) I get more money than a floor.
3) I'm so rich it's like I'm covered in strawberries.

12 comments:

  1. 2 & 3 are HILARIOUS. More literal LOL.

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  2. strawberries!!!!! hahahaahahahahahahahahahh

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  3. Nah, I gotta disagree - this is a solid pun, up there with Kanye's "How could you be so 'Dr. Evil'?"

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  4. star trek sucks. which means he isn't fly at all.

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  5. Also, I'm pretty sure Pooh Baby is not on Star Trek. Unless he was that one Klingon with some fake-ass diamonds around his neck.

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  6. But being on Star Trek is hella fly. Props to Pooh Baby for at least having good taste in TV shows.

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  7. I'm so fly, Jeff Goldblum watches me poop

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