"Straight smack a nigga in his face like this was handball."
- Busta Rhymes, The Monument by Wu Tang Clan
This just simply isn't a part of handball. This analogy is even worse than the Star Trek one in #146.
Here are some more examples of analogies that don't work...
1) I eat so much, that people call me "Guy Who Never Eats".
2) People like me more than someone who always annoys the shit out of you by poking your eyes.
3) I'm hotter than the number seven.
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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
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Busta Rhymes analogy works because have you seen the way handball players smack? Your examples #1 and #3 actually work as analogies. I mean, #1, thats called sarcasm. Its like calling a guy Stretch whos 410. So I would like that as a rap analogy. Its very funny to me. #3 works because the number 7 is God and God is hot.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 09:29 AM
Owned.
Posted by: Anonymous | Thursday, March 12, 2009 at 06:30 PM
Handball players never smack each other in the face ever.Oh, and there are also so many other wrong parts about your comment.See ya.
Posted by: Chris D'Elia | Friday, March 13, 2009 at 02:35 AM
chris...you know this entry is weak,right?
Posted by: mobbtown | Monday, July 04, 2011 at 10:36 PM