Wednesday, March 11, 2009

#157


"Fuck that! I lay my murder game down."
- 50 Cent, Curtis 187

I can't imagine what would make someone say this...

Maybe if a bunch of guys were saying "Dude, if you don't lay your murder game down soon even though you don't want to, people will think you have a small penis and dislike you" over and over again for hours on end in a small room with no air conditioning (also not providing water or food) THEN I could MAYBE see having to form that sentence out loud... "FUCK THAT! I LAY MY MURDER GAME DOWN!"...

... but I don't think that ever happened to 50 Cent.

Furthermore, what is a "murder game"? You certainly have not killed anybody, 50 Cent. So what are you talking about? I think basically "laying down your murder game" is just another way of saying you're "kind of getting angry." In which case, I laid my murder game down the other day when Carl's Jr. mixed up my order with someone else's.

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Filed under: Lying/Not murdering anybody

8 comments:

  1. "Now it's clear that I'm here for a real reason. He got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fuckin breathin."

    $0.50 tells other people to kill people. That's his murder game.

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  2. I have a suggestion:
    LilMamain LipGloss
    "I gotta ask'em. Cuz if I don't...I don't know. Let's go!

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  3. DDubs makes an excellent point.

    And that "BUP BUP BUP BUP BUP!!!!" MAKES this post

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  4. It probably was like a really boring dinner party with fifty his hip-hop friends, and someone was like "twister!", and fifty was like "fuck that, Imma lay my murder game down". "You mean Clue?" "Hellz yeah, bitches".

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  5. AHAHAHA! Plurgid, you just killed me. Laid your murder game DOWN!

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  6. Plurgid - that was probably the best thing written so far on this blog.

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  7. Laying my murder game down = REALLY competitive and high-stakes game of dominos? (I live in Harlem, dominos are serious bidness around here!)

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  8. Hey Anonymous above this post...nobody gives a fuck what it really means. That's the entire concept of this website. P.S. Please stay in Harlem and play dominos until you die, because A) I'll never come there and B) I don't want you here.

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