"I, Bumpy Knuckles, huh, solemnly swear to show these motherfuckers that I don't care."
- Bumpy Knuckles, No I Ain't Wit It!
If you said this on the stand in court, I'm pretty sure that if you didn't lose all credibility as a witness by the time you called yourself 'Bumpy Knuckles', you'd definitely lose it all by the time you got to the point where you started calling everyone 'motherfuckers'.
Filed under: Gonna be held in contempt
Found this on the Harper Perennial blog of all places. And this is awesome.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck doesn't have bumpy knuckles?!
ReplyDeleteSir Knuckles, you are not special by a long shot. Got a Bumpy Dick? Now that is nickname worthy.
Also, if you scroll up on his picture to just above where the lines between his fingers start, it looks like he has his hands on hips and his arm muscles are surprisingly defined. But Bumpy Arm Muscles doesn't have quite the ring to it.
ReplyDeleteumm RE: comment above...somebody is gay...now you trapped in the closet...shivers
ReplyDeleteThis made me cry tears.
ReplyDeletecwistomoweina, you are a genius. Those arms look CRAZY. Lmmfao...
ReplyDeleteis this supposed to be a gangsta take on the marauder's map?
ReplyDeleteHis knuckles aren't even that bumpy.
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