Wednesday, March 11, 2009

#160

"I'm like, 'Fuck critics, you could kiss my whole asshole'."
- Jay-Z, 99 Problems

Well, critics are like, "No."

Also you don't need the word "whole" at all in this sentence.

Filed under: A bad suggestion

Macho: Right, it would be hard to kiss anything less than the whole asshole.

18 comments:

  1. That's true. I mean, do you think they'd otherwise just kiss a portion of it?

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  2. Ever hear of internal rhyming and lyricality in general? I'm not sure I get this blog.. It seems willfully obtuse. Yes the lines are ridiculous if you take everything literally. And I'm sure you understand that a literal reading is not the rappers' intent, like, ever. Ahhh this blog is not-enough-clever by half.

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  3. Anonymous - Of course they realize literal reading is not the rappers intent a large majority of the time. The joke is when you actually read it that way. Do you get jokes?

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  4. Anonymous - Lyricality?? Are you kidding me? What the fuck does "Lyricality" mean?? It's funny to see someone really get behind the line: "I'm like, 'Critics, you could kiss my whole asshole'." The use of the word "whole" is completely ripe and ready for the picking. I ALWays check this blog because more often than not it's good for a quick laugh and, occasionally, a big one... If you don't think the rap world is itching to be satirized, maybe you're buying into the show a bit too much.

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  5. man, u just don't understand lyracilacitism!

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  6. Anonymous #1, you're right. You don't get it.

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  7. Ever hear of reading your comment before you post it to make sure you don't sound like a jackass?

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  8. but what about the lyricalocity?!

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  9. Y'all can kiss my whole lyricliticus-by-half!

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  10. The lyrictatiousnous is of the chart here!

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  11. to be fair, the way he says whole in the song really does help round out the verse

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  12. i bet girls want to kiss his whole mouth.

    thats some fantastic lyricalosinicity.

    his lyricalinibinessly awe lyrics are soooo deep.

    i wish i had his lyriceniousness

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  13. LMAOOOOOO the made up "lyric" suffixes were hilarious til it got to the last nigga (matt sturgeon) who just COMPLETELY went overboard. FAIL!!!

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  14. the problem is that in order to kiss jay-z's WHOLE asshole they would actually have to kiss the entirety of jay-z. so you can see how that's a difficulty. he really is asking them to perform an astounding feat.

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