That's true. I mean, do you think they'd otherwise just kiss a portion of it?

Ever hear of internal rhyming and lyricality in general? I'm not sure I get this blog.. It seems willfully obtuse. Yes the lines are ridiculous if you take everything literally. And I'm sure you understand that a literal reading is not the rappers' intent, like, ever. Ahhh this blog is not-enough-clever by half.

Anonymous - Of course they realize literal reading is not the rappers intent a large majority of the time. The joke is when you actually read it that way. Do you get jokes?

Anonymous - Lyricality?? Are you kidding me? What the fuck does "Lyricality" mean?? It's funny to see someone really get behind the line: "I'm like, 'Critics, you could kiss my whole asshole'." The use of the word "whole" is completely ripe and ready for the picking. I ALWays check this blog because more often than not it's good for a quick laugh and, occasionally, a big one... If you don't think the rap world is itching to be satirized, maybe you're buying into the show a bit too much.

man, u just don't understand lyracilacitism!

Anonymous #1, you're right. You don't get it.

Ever hear of reading your comment before you post it to make sure you don't sound like a jackass?

but what about the lyricalocity?!

Y'all can kiss my whole lyricliticus-by-half!

The lyrictatiousnous is of the chart here!

to be fair, the way he says whole in the song really does help round out the verse

i bet girls want to kiss his whole mouth.

thats some fantastic lyricalosinicity.

his lyricalinibinessly awe lyrics are soooo deep.

i wish i had his lyriceniousness

LMAOOOOOO the made up "lyric" suffixes were hilarious til it got to the last nigga (matt sturgeon) who just COMPLETELY went overboard. FAIL!!!

How big is Jay-Z's asshole?

the problem is that in order to kiss jay-z's WHOLE asshole they would actually have to kiss the entirety of jay-z. so you can see how that's a difficulty. he really is asking them to perform an astounding feat.