"I will email Jesus. Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah."
- Young Jeezy, My President Is Black
...And these emails will get bounced back to you because Jesus Christ and Moses and Allah don't have email. Side note: Is email@example.com is taken? If Jesus Christ had email, would he be on Gmail? He'd probably have to have firstname.lastname@example.org because some asshole would have snatched it up. Oh NO! Why am I thinking about this? Jeezy!
D'Elia: Also it's kinda shitty you're telling Jesus to forward something to Moses and Allah when you can just CC them at the same time. It seems like Jeezy's laziness may send him right to Hell...
... And... if you believe in GOD, then you certainly must believe that you don't need to EMAIL them. YOU CAN JUST PRAY. They usually get the message quicker than the 3G network can send it in text.
Filed under: Going to Hell