Thursday, March 12, 2009


"I will email Jesus. Tell him forward to Moses and CC Allah."
- Young Jeezy, My President Is Black

...And these emails will get bounced back to you because Jesus Christ and Moses and Allah don't have email. Side note: Is is taken? If Jesus Christ had email, would he be on Gmail? He'd probably have to have because some asshole would have snatched it up. Oh NO! Why am I thinking about this? Jeezy!

D'Elia: Also it's kinda shitty you're telling Jesus to forward something to Moses and Allah when you can just CC them at the same time. It seems like Jeezy's laziness may send him right to Hell...

... And... if you believe in GOD, then you certainly must believe that you don't need to EMAIL them. YOU CAN JUST PRAY. They usually get the message quicker than the 3G network can send it in text.

Filed under: Going to Hell


  1. Like:
    "Mail Delivery Subsystem to Young Jeezy

    This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification

    Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
    Technical details of permanent failure:
    Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain (heaven?). We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error.

    ----- Original message ---"

  2. Well, MY president is black, TOO Jeezy.

    But that dosen't mean I can hit Jesus up on the 2-way just yet. I know it SEEMS like the future, but really it isn't here until we have telepathic underwear advertisements & baconated grapefruit.

  3. lmao and bachelor chow

  4. I was wondering when this line was going to make it on this site. It was only a matter of time.

  5. Hey, Jeezy, why not twitter ol' JC?

  6. That is one of the most ridiculous lines I have EVER HEARD in a rap song.

  7. "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret" for the hip hop generation.

  8. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I am over here CTFU! Too damn funny.

  9. LMAO..this line was HOT!:O) but, yeaa Jeezy stop being lazy u can CC them @ the same time..2 freakin FUNNY..i luv it :O)

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