Friday, March 13, 2009


"Life like a Hitchcock flick. Stick to the script. If she can't stick to the script-- stick to this dick."
- Xzibit, Symphony In X Major

Director: So listen, actress. You're not getting the lines right.
Actress: I know I can't seem to get them right. Weird.
Director: Well, I'm giving you one more shot. If you mess up this time... I'm fucking you.

Filed under: Would get a lawsuit


  1. Also, "x-Major" is not possible on any instrument.

  2. haha to above comment about x major. wit.

    I just wanted to say that I don't understand the Hitchcock reference. Why not a Michael Bay movie, or Spielberg? Is the Hitchcock idea expanded upon later in the song?

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