Saturday, March 14, 2009


"Smack the bitch in the face, take her Gucci bag and the North Face off her back, jab her if she act funny."
- Notrious B.I.G., Dead Wrong

I mean, the first three things in a row are soooooooooo shitty. The fourth thing is the kicker on the whole thing and makes this the winner for all-time shittiness.
Filed under: Worst valentine ever/Overboard rude


  1. lmaooo @ worst valentine ever ....classic!!

  2. "Fur coats and diamonds, she think she a superstar"

    clearly, she had it coming.

  3. Combining a Gucci bag with North Face is equal parts New York ghetto fab and just-robbed-somebody homeless.

  4. Biggie baby! Raw evil right there...

  5. wow. file this under: you'll take this beating and like it.

    the best that ever did it?

    *"it" being aggravated robbery and assault*

  6. file this under: you know nothing about Rap, Biggie and the context in which he was rhyming.


  7. Agreed. "Funny" isn't the end of the line, it's the beginning of the next.

    "Jab her if she act."
    "Funny with the money [oh] you got me mistaken honey."

  8. Secret Life: I read this blog out loud in attempts to rap it.
    If you wont get offended by my racial profiling (of myself)- Im white and suburban. I find myself completely inarticulate for hours after doing so.

  9. thank you so much, to those of you that have the least bit of sense and knowledge about rap. i mean this website says the lyrics are to be filed under: worst valentine ever?? i mean i would agree, considering the title of the song is dead wrong and about stuff that is, oh idk, dead wrong???! agree on the failure, once again. make some accurate accusations on our good lyricists. fucking shit. didnt even know that funny was the beginning of the next line!? you lost credibility with alot of ppl on that one. including myself. but then again you did that when i saw the Nas lyrics you put up. oh and the GZA ones. and the Big L, and the Big Pun, and etc etc.