Sunday, March 15, 2009

#172


"I'm so fly I need my ass kicked."
- Lil Wayne, Talkin' About It

This doesn't make sense at all.

Here are other analogies
that I have made up that do not make sense...
1) I dance more than a chair.
2) I say "wait a minute" more than someone who has never said "wait a minute" before in their life.
3) I'm more lonely than a boo-pip-foo-hound (that's nothing).


15 comments:

  1. I agree. He certainly needs his ass kicked.

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  2. Hahaha, I love the fake-analogies posts. Keep 'em coming!

    Boo-pip-foo-hound was fuckin' awesome.

    -Jack

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  3. *PLEASE* quote Gucci Mane on his verse in "Quarterbrick", i'm begging you

    he rhymed 'forklift' with 'blackbelt'....

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  4. this post was hilarious the first time you posted it. unfortunately, this is about the 5th.

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  5. Incorrect.

    We did other ones like it twice before. So this is the 3rd.

    And the reason why it's funny is because we keep doing it.

    (re: anonymous #2 comment)

    See ya.

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  6. I agree. These are hilarious. So keep 'em coming.

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  7. I need to know the 'file under' (favorite part sometimes)

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  8. I'm a little more concerned about his clothing choice in that photo - the juxtaposition of his bare chest to his jeans-over-shorts-over-boxers is compelling. What could it mean? Maybe he only gets cold below the waist?

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  9. lol yea matt thats it! you got it! Holy Einstein shit your smart!

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  10. I'm so fly I need my ass kicked.

    Well, he's half-right.

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  11. i loved analogy #2 though.

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  12. For someone who seems to despise him, you sure seem dedicate a lot of time to him. Seems counter productive.

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