#172

"I'm so fly I need my ass kicked."
- Lil Wayne, Talkin' About It

This doesn't make sense at all.

Here are other analogies that I have made up that do not make sense...
1) I dance more than a chair.
2) I say "wait a minute" more than someone who has never said "wait a minute" before in their life.
3) I'm more lonely than a boo-pip-foo-hound (that's nothing).

Comments

[Anonymous]

I agree. He certainly needs his ass kicked.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha, I love the fake-analogies posts. Keep em coming!Boo-pip-foo-hound was fuckin awesome.-Jack

[aimjeezy]

*PLEASE* quote Gucci Mane on his verse in Quarterbrick, im begging you he rhymed forklift with blackbelt....

[Anonymous]

this post was hilarious the first time you posted it. unfortunately, this is about the 5th.

[Chris D'Elia]

Incorrect.We did other ones like it twice before. So this is the 3rd.And the reason why its funny is because we keep doing it.(re: anonymous #2 comment)See ya.

[joel]

I agree. These are hilarious. So keep em coming.

[Anonymous]

I need to know the file under (favorite part sometimes)

[matt]

Im a little more concerned about his clothing choice in that photo - the juxtaposition of his bare chest to his jeans-over-shorts-over-boxers is compelling. What could it mean? Maybe he only gets cold below the waist?

[Anonymous]

lol yea matt thats it! you got it! Holy Einstein shit your smart!

[Kane Gruber]

Im so fly I need my ass kicked.Well, hes half-right.

[Anonymous]

i loved analogy #2 though.

[CheGandhiJesus]

I'd be happy to kick his ass for him...