Monday, March 16, 2009


"As I drain a nigga's jugular vein and maintain to leave blood stains, so don't complain. Just chill, listen to the beats I spill."
- Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'

If you see someone "draining a nigga's jugular vein" and then you see them "leave blood stains"... I would venture to say that the last thing you would even be able to possibly do after witnessing such an atrocity is to "just chill".

The line should go more like this...

"As I drain a nigga's jugular vein and maintain to leave blood stains so don't complain. Just.. shit your pants and vomit a lot and also piss and cry and then go call the police because what I just did was hopefully the worst thing you ever saw in your life... and listen to the beats I spill, I guess."

Filed under: Graphically overboard


  1. This made me laugh until I cried. I love your blog.

  2. How could you leave out the next line? "I use Crest, so ain't no cavity creeps in my grill." Total non-sequitor.

  3. His Dr. title should be revoked. That's malpractice.

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