"Went from sitting in the cell to sitting on a jet, from shitting in the cell to shitting on a jet."
- Birdman, Pop Bottles
Yup, we got the picture. You don't have to tell everyone about the next place you're shitting. Why even talk about this?
Filed under: No class/Not our business
D'Elia: ...I went from sleeping in a cell to sleeping in a jet. I went from coughing in a cell to coughing on a jet. I went from talking to someone in a cell to talking to someone on a jet. I went from thinking about things in a cell to thinking about things in a jet.
Filed under: Dr. Seuss



Shitting on your first jet is a momentous event in any man's life. I can't deny him this simple pleasure.
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ReplyDeleteOh, wow...?
ReplyDeleteI went from brushing my teeth in the cell to brushing my teeth on a jet. I went from sleeping in the cell to sleeping on a jet. I went from having a snack in the cell to having a snack on a jet.
ReplyDeletedr suess! lol.
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