"To make a long story short, I'm half man, half amazing."
- Afu-Ra, Rumble
Not only is this not a story... you can still be a whole man even if you are half amazing because 'amazing' isn't a gender or species.
Oh, also you can't call yourself amazing. That's someone else's job.
Filed under: Still just a man/so conceited
What about Li'l Wayne on Kanye's new album? "Yo I'm amazing - yeah, I'm all that."
ReplyDeleteUm, that's jeezy, not lil wayne.
ReplyDeleteI thought NAS was "half man, half amazing".
ReplyDeleteoh wait, I think I see the difference.
Afu-Ra is "half man, half amazing".
Nas is "LIKE half man, half amazing".
clearly there's a difference
I thought these were hilarious when I first signed up, but it seems like lately you're just making fun of legitimate lyrics.
ReplyDeleteShould all lyrics be:
I am a human being.
I am a rapper.
I am going to the grocery store today.
As a matter of fact, er...
No they should not be that way. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, go look at #44.
See ya.
half shark alligator half man - dr. octogon/ kool keith
ReplyDeleteNathan is half hater, half transvestite. All dumbass.
ReplyDeleteThis one wasn't worth posting because he isn't saying he is half of a man. He is saying he is made up of equal parts man and amazing. As in he is a whole man and also amazing.
ReplyDeleteWhose job it is to say what's amazing isn't decided by the poster. Ha, "That's someone else's job."
You're really just nitpicking.