Wednesday, March 18, 2009

#184

"30 mil in the bank, 30 grand on the wrist, and 20 mil in the Swiss, and 30 birds in a tank."
- Freeway, Roc-A-Fella Billionaires

Let's play the game where we pick out the section of the line that doesn't belong or mean anything, or even matter at all to anyone who is bragging about money in the first place.

(Side note: if you actually had this many birds, your house would be annoying to go to. Do you know what it would be like to be in a room with 30 birds in it? It would be chaos.)

Filed under: Doesn't belong/Shouldn't have this many birds unless you're a tree

19 comments:

  1. Not to mention the fact that birds don't do so well in "tanks". Last I checked, fish only belong in tanks.

    Filed under: SPCA needs to be notified

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  2. As best I can tell this man is approximately a roc-a-fella 110-milion-aire rather than a billionare.

    unless of course these are extraordinarily expensive "birds"

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  3. What…if he meant he was driving a tank. And the birds inside were actually females.
    THINK ABOUT THAT.

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  4. LMAO @ paige… then that would be DOPE!

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  5. While I applaud the effort, you guys are shitty writers.

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  6. Re: Paige
    God, that really would be the dopest thing ever.

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  7. bird = package of cocaine
    tank = gas tank

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  8. Hence the dope comments above.

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  9. That guy doesn't have $50 million worth of Monopoly money, no matter where he pretends it is.

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  10. bird = peanut butter and jelly sandiwch
    tank = tupperware

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  11. birds also poop everywhere disgusting creatures

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  12. ♫♫ one of these things is not like the other things ♫♫
    ♫♫ one of these things just doesn't belong ♫♫

    I learned that on Sesame Street... WHEN I WAS 2!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZIvgQ9ik48

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  13. i saw freeway in concert where he held up his hands together, showed the audience, and asked them to show their "diamond" even though it was sign language for "vagina".

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  14. Freeway later justified this line by saying "Dr. Seuss was my idle growing up, I got a red fish in the tub and a blue one in a cup."

    -theGB

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  15. If you stuffed 30 kilos of whatever the hell in your gas tank, you would have to pull over every 20 mins for gas being that there is roughly 56 pounds of coke where your gas is supposed to be lmao

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