I've never farted on a record before.

he should prove that statement.

Fart on a record as in record a fart in a song? Or as in take a record, stick it under your ass, and just rip one?

Because the latter won't sound like anything special; it will just stink.

ahahahaah well commented on by chris delia

i don't know... he could be tapping into a fetish market with this one.

Side Note: Big Daddy Kane looks like a gangsta ass tennis player.
White headband? Was that cool at some point?

legend, so fuck y'all

agreed legend

I believe him.

"Bottom line:" lol

Why do rap lovers frequent this site when they know they'll just be insulted?

yeah, i'm going to go ahead and file this under greatest lyric of all time. agree to disagree