"Slob on my knob like corn on the cob. Check in with me, and do your job."
- Juicy J, Slob On My Knob by Three 6 Mafia
Employee: Hi, boss, I just got here... Checking in.
Boss: Oh good, you're here. Let's just get back to work on what we had you doing last week... slobbing on my knob. And if you get stuck, just remember: think corn on the cob.
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