Tuesday, March 24, 2009

#207

"For Shakespearean actors: Chino shall busteth your asseth."
- Chino XL, That Would Be Me
Oh, Chino. This is so far away from being poignant.

I'm trying to figure something out. Are you telling Shakespearean actors that you'll kick their ass? Or are you telling someone else that you'll kick their ass and you just wanted to make sure that
Shakespearean actors would be able to understand also?

Filed under: Too confusing/Possibly starting beef with really specific cliques

13 comments:

  1. Maybe the dude just really hates Kenneth Branagh

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  2. trust me, you don't want beef with Shakespearean actors.

    also, trust me, adding 'th' to the end of words doesn't somehow turn them into Victorian English.

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  3. I'd like to see a Venn diagram showing the union of Rap Quotes and Pro Wrestling trashtalk.

    This is decidedly in the middle.

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  4. I am laughething out loudeth!

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  5. Having acted in New York in Shakespeare on a professional level, I can objectively say that this guy is a fucking fool.

    Also, bring back the fake analogies.

    -Jack

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  6. LMAO @ "Possibly starting beef with really specific cliques"

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  7. lolz at matt :)
    shakespeare had died long before queen victoria came to the throne. hundreds of years.

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  8. Chris Scardamalia - you saw it too!

    Sam - doubt it

    matt - yes, you must be the chuck norris of shakespearean actor fighting. douchebagth.

    Plurgid - this would make a really simple but funny illustration. light super thin lines with pale and faded colors (blue green yellow).

    Anonymous - YES.

    Anonymous (Jack) - "Chino shall busteth your asseth." I heard that at Lincoln Center the other night. Big gala thing. y'know.

    Ruby - I think you got it too.

    narayan - YES.

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  9. this is ALMOST as bad as adding the letter "o" to the end of words to make them SPANISH.

    that said, Chino understands marketing. The crossover sales from the Shakespeare demographic MADE HIM.

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  10. In response to a few comments above: Victorian = just a few years after Shakespeare.lol Elizabethean = Shakespeare's time.

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  11. The author's grammar isn't much better.

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