Tuesday, March 24, 2009


"In a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished. You are now allowed to officially slap bitches."
- Eminem, Drug Ballad

Uh, if you "officially" slap bitches, you'll probably "officially" ruin the whole party. Also, you'll probably be booked on assault and battery ("officially").

Filed under: Horrendous instructions/Worst guy at a party


  1. Shit, I figured it was just make someone jump around, jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.

  2. ...*would* just make... excuse me.

  3. While supplies last, Guinness allows you and your friends official allowance to slap bitches.*

    * Guinness must be finished in two (2) minutes or less in order to qualify.

  4. After one beer? Eminem is either a total lightweight, or he's just looking for an excuse to slap bitches.

  5. I love when this shit is filed under "bad with women".

  6. so want to go to an m$m party!

  7. oh, come on, he was probably referring to Sean Connery!

  8. Plus it's idiotic to drink Guinness from a bottle.

  9. Perhaps Eminemineminem is doing and extremely rudimentary imitation of Irish culture.
    'They drink a lot.... and... they're quite violent....sounds like fun!'

    (I'm not being racist here, I am Irish)

  10. Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
    This is how we used to make the party start
    We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
    And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
    And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
    And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
    And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
    Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
    And everything's spinning
    You're beginin' to think women
    are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
    Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
    You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
    You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
    Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein you
    Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
    Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up

    The full lyric. Its actually a creative verse.

  11. Uh I'm sorry but this line kicks serious ass and is from a great song.

  12. Yes, the line does kick serious ass, as do most of Eminem's lyrics.

    Yes, you are sorry.