"In a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished. You are now allowed to officially slap bitches."
- Eminem, Drug Ballad
Uh, if you "officially" slap bitches, you'll probably "officially" ruin the whole party. Also, you'll probably be booked on assault and battery ("officially").
Filed under: Horrendous instructions/Worst guy at a party



Shit, I figured it was just make someone jump around, jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.
ReplyDelete...*would* just make... excuse me.
ReplyDeleteWhile supplies last, Guinness allows you and your friends official allowance to slap bitches.*
ReplyDelete* Guinness must be finished in two (2) minutes or less in order to qualify.
After one beer? Eminem is either a total lightweight, or he's just looking for an excuse to slap bitches.
ReplyDeleteI love when this shit is filed under "bad with women".
ReplyDeleteso want to go to an m$m party!
ReplyDeleteoh, come on, he was probably referring to Sean Connery!
ReplyDeletePlus it's idiotic to drink Guinness from a bottle.
ReplyDeletePerhaps Eminemineminem is doing and extremely rudimentary imitation of Irish culture.
ReplyDelete'They drink a lot.... and... they're quite violent....sounds like fun!'
(I'm not being racist here, I am Irish)
Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark
ReplyDeleteThis is how we used to make the party start
We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark
And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk
And by the, sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be, sick then and you'll probably barf
And my pre-diction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall
And everything's spinning
You're beginin' to think women
are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyein you
Get in your car, start it, and start drivin'
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
The full lyric. Its actually a creative verse.
Uh I'm sorry but this line kicks serious ass and is from a great song.
ReplyDeleteYes, the line does kick serious ass, as do most of Eminem's lyrics.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are sorry.