Thursday, March 26, 2009

#214


"Watch me crank my Batman."
- Pop It Off Boyz, Crank Dat Batman

You could say this basically anywhere and no one would have a clue what you were talking about. Here are other words that are in a sentence that would confuse people as much as "Watch me crank my Batman."
1) Simple are too much.
2) It's ate force bed hose time.
3) Dragon space rigid found a the shitball

Filed under: Not a sentence

13 comments:

  1. "It's ate force bed hose time!" That's what I say whenever I climb into bed with my girl.

    hahaha.

    this one was ridiculously funny.

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  2. Maybe it's just become a fad to "Crank that (instert word here)

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  3. Sounds like a variation of "choke my chicken", but then again that should NOT be prior by "watch me" :O

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  4. why are there school? is a point to it?

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  5. Filed under: Ammunition for people who think rap is not music

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  6. "It's ate force bed hose time."

    LMFAO

    -Jack

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  7. "Dragon space rigid" sounds like good words to use in a sentence, though.

    Also, inviting someone to watch you crank your Batman could be construed as a little gay. Just sayin'.

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  8. joseph said...
    "why are there school? is a point to it?"


    FILED UNDER: apparently not

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  9. As one who isn't so up on her hipster slang reading this lyric makes me wonder is batman refers to something...dirty.

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  10. Bahahah...I fucking love you guys. This site is my absolute favorite.

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  11. IT'S A CRICKET REFERENCE, YOU MORONS!








    He said "batsmen," right?

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  12. Aw, poor Pop It Off Boyz. They seem to both have Wernicke's aphasia, a brain condition in which one puts together nonsensical words to construct a "word salad" (actual technical term).

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  13. DJ Slobby Joe BonesAugust 14, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    Let me gues, while making this note you thought of Dragon Force.

    I mean reading the last 2 made me think of Dragon Force.

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