Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
"I understand that you're upset, baby - why don't you go cook me some food, and we'll forget about it?"
What. A. Douche.
"yea sure, that sounds like a better idea, then afterwards Ill scrub your back and massage your feet."let this be a lesson to all men- don't say things like this, please.
The dessert is pussy. And he sho' ain't burpin.