Wednesday, April 1, 2009

#231

"I've sold kilos of coke, I'm guessing I can sell CDs."
- Jay-Z, Diamonds From Sierra Leone by Kanye West

Guy who's hiring at Virgin: "We're going to go with the other guy."

Filed under: Two completely different things

13 comments:

  1. "I'm not a business man, I'm a BUSINESS, MAN. Jus' let me handle my business, damn." -that same song I think. Actually one of his best.

    -Jack

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  2. you're telling me I can't put my experience as a drug mule on my resume?

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  3. I like the guessing factor. He's not committing to it just in case it doesn't work out.

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  4. This rap lyrics joke blog shtick quickly became a tired gimmick. Please try to challenge yourselves or maybe consider a new angle.

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  5. uhhhh or "anonymous" maybe you just shouldn't type this web address into your browser to write an "anonymous" comment about not liking the website. go away. loser. This site is hilarious.

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  6. borrowing jay-z's logic, i've made grilled cheese sandwiches, so i'm guessing i can dunk basketballs.

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  7. going with the other guy haha.... i shot my v8 splash all over my laptop .... thanks you funny asshole

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  8. Theres nothing funny about this lyric, or disjointed about it. He's sold one thing, which is difficult to sell, so he's guessing he can sell something else, which is decidedly less difficult to sell. Some of these posts are hilarious, but some are just plain stupid, you should have an unbiased eye check all your posts before you post them to make sure their worth putting up

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  9. What are you talking about? Cocaine is trivial to sell, there is a huge demand. By comparison, CDs are difficult to sell, at least if there is no one of note on them.

    But Jay-Z can probably sell either one pretty easily, so I guess it's a wash.

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