"Charms so heavy that my neck don't like me."
- Jibbs, Chain Hang Low
Hey, Jibbs... You can do something about your neck that hurts. First idea: Take those "charms" off.
One other thing: your neck is not another person so it can't not like you. It's... on you already.
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Mirrors probably don't like you either because of that horrid mess you have covering your teeth.
ReplyDeletei thought charms were for women. The one he's holding looks like it was custom made at Babies "R" Us.
ReplyDeleteIs his name misspelled on his pendant?
ReplyDeleteit's double b
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha - rapper got played! thats so funny he's got a chain with the wrong name.
ReplyDeletethat grill- goddammmmmnit its bad
It looks like there are two "B"s on one thing actually...
ReplyDeleteI never understood grills. They imply missing teeth, but the only reason an urban man would be missing all of his teeth is if people are punching him in the face CONSTANTLY. Which means he either gets in a lot of fights and can't protect his face, or is just a dickhead.
ReplyDeleteEither way, at least it lets me know where to aim.
-IV
Your neck isn't the only one who doesn't like you. No one else does either. You don't need to hang chains on EVERYONE IN THE WORLD not to like you. They already don't. Hate you Jibbs..
ReplyDeleteI kind of feel bad for the guy; if your neck don't like you, who will? My neck and I have a great relationship. I try to keep my bling nice and light, so we're doing great.
ReplyDeleteGabrielle, those plastic hoochie earrings from Claire's do not count as bling. You need to revise how you accessorize gurl.
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