"It's elementary, life is but a dream. You know row, row ya boat. Your blood forms a stream."
- 50 Cent, I'm Supposed To Die Tonight
50 Cent: Hey Principal Harrison, you wanted to see me?
Principal Harrison: Yes. Listen 50 Cent, we have to let you go. Parents are complaining.
50 Cent: Is this because of the "row, row your boat blood stream" thing?
Principal Harrison: Yes, obviously.
Filed under: Worst babysitter
50: "OOOOOWIEE MUTHAFUCKER..Imma cut you up Principle Harrison...Im from the hood I killed people...oh wait no I didnt I just got shot the fuck up..but I still cut you up like drug money...FO SHO BRRAPP BRAAP"
ReplyDeleteP. Harrison: That language is atrocious Mr. Curtis. Why I never in all my years as principle. To be honest 50 we only hired you because you look like Franklin The Turtle and it amused the kids.
sorry I had to throw the ooowie in, I think its time for Mr. Delia to join the cast of SNL
ReplyDeleteI just came across this site and I couldn't stop reading until I had read every single post. This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever come across on the internet. Thanks for existing and keep on being hillarious.
ReplyDeleteAlso filed under: Metaphors that are extremely difficult to follow.
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