"Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair? Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there? Do you want it in ya pussy? Do you want it in ya ass?"
- Petey Pablo, Freek-A-Leek
Quit asking questions and make a decision. This is getting weird.
Filed under: So indecisive that it's ruining the mood
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I would not, could not, in a box.
ReplyDeleteI could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
At first it sounds like he's suggesting where they might have sex, there or here etc. But then when he starts on about her pussy... Were his first suggestions about him having sex with something other than her pussy? Like the couch over _there_ or the toaster over _here_?
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps he's wondering where she wants him to deposit his...ummm...little fellas.
ReplyDeleteIs he asking the chick whether she wants him to put his junk on a chair?!
ReplyDeleteMaybe this is the story of how Petey lost his virginity.
ReplyDelete"I've never done this before. Do i put it in the floor? No? The chair? Let me know if I'm getting warmer."
Straight out of Dr. Seus's unpublished adult collection.
ReplyDeleteHe is clearly suggesting while asking where his lady or mangina owning man friend would like to have sex and via which orifus
ReplyDeleteDr. Seuss !
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line of this song is actually the very next line, where he asserts, "Anything can happen." Like, that's the laundry list you nose me through? Right before you open up the floor to ANYTHING? You know how much "anything" means, right, Petey?
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