Tuesday, April 14, 2009

#261

"Lord, this motherfuckin' dick good and it always be hard."
- Juvenile, Project Bitch by Big Tymers

Filed under: Worst prayer ever / Going to hell

12 comments:

  1. Oh my LORDY LORDY LORDY LORDY.

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  2. ...Kinda gay. Also sounds pretty uncomfortable.

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  3. Psalm 21: Lord, you are my shepherd. I shall not be in want.

    Juvenile: Lord, this motherfuckin' dick good and it always be hard.

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  4. it -always- be hard? that's not something to be proud of.
    "You know that Juvenile guy?"
    "You mean the guy who ALWAYS has a boner, and brags about it? To GOD?"
    "Yeah. He creeps me out."

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  5. So that's why he raped his barber and filmed it?

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  6. If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, consult your healthcare professional. If you have an erection always, consult the Lord.

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  7. haha East Bay. I was gonna say...that's just not healthy. But he beat me to it.

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  8. now, im not of the male specimen, but from what i hear, that would not only hurt after a while, but itd be so embarassing...he'd have to walk around with his hand in his pocket forever.

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  9. He likes the dick!

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  10. God gave men two brains. One in our head, the other in our dick...and only enough blood to use one at a time. If Juvenile's dick is always hard, maybe that explains a few things...

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