hahaha! i hope he doesn't have a pet.

purvin' was bay slang for tipsy/buzzed/liquored up

That doesn't change the fact that everything be lookin cute... Not even everybody, every THING. Even potted plants.

that is so disturbing...

HAHAHA i loved this one..

Me and B-Legit went pervin' round the clubs in San Fran, we found some real fine bitches and braided their hair up real nice and dandy.

The funniest B-Legit lyric I can think of is "There ain't nothing in the world I love better to do, than to leave a gang of sperm on your wisdom tooth" from "Can My Nine Get Ate"