Friday, April 24, 2009

#277

"I'm so bad, I could suck my own motherfuckin' dick."
- Pimp C, I'm So Bad by UGK

Oh. I think you meant to say, "I'm so gross and weird, I could suck my own motherfuckin' dick, and I shouldn't be telling people that I do this."

Then, at the end of the song...

"Burt's so bad, he can suck his own dick. Chris so bad, he can suck his own dick. Bun B so bad, he can suck his own dick. Ron so bad, he can suck his own dick. Tang so bad, he can suck his own dick. Kye so bad, he can suck his own dick. Will so bad, he can suck his own dick. The rest ain't that bad... Peace, I'm outta here."

As if this is the big finish to a speech and everyone is cheering him on.

Filed under: Gross / Not a good thing / Worst speech ever

18 comments:

  1. Not to mention the unoriginality… LL dropped that line years before and said it better, if that's possible.

    ReplyDelete
  2. yea, and that was the whole hook lol...

    UGK4Life...nastiest gangsta rap you will ever hear....

    ReplyDelete
  3. This comment has been removed by the author.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Filed Under: Freakiest Yoga class ever.

    ReplyDelete
  5. maybe UGK stands for Ultra Gay Krew because..... this is gay.

    ReplyDelete
  6. "...and I think at some point you said something about sucking your own dick?"
    "Nope."
    "Actually, I'm pretty sure you did."
    "Nah, that ain't me."

    ReplyDelete
  7. Get today's best coach factory outlet coupons, including a 50% off coach outlet store online code, printable coach factory outlet coupons, free coach factory outlet shipping offers, sale events and coach factory outlet online for air Jordan 2014. Use coach outlet these discounts in coach factory outlet store store or online at coach outlet store online to save at the leading coach factory designer and maker coach outlet online of luxury coach factory outlet handbags, clothing, small coach factory goods, fragrance coach factory outlet online and shoes for men, women and kids.The love for coach factory outlet continues to louis vuitton outlet flourish. With simply louis vuitton handbags gorgeous design, trademark louis uitton outlet details that never prada outlet get tired, and a dedication to prada outlet quality, how michael kors it not? The April edition michael kors outlet purses featuring

    ReplyDelete
  8. gucci,borse gucci,gucci sito ufficiale,gucci outlet
    insanity, http://www.insanityworkout.us.com/
    oakley sunglasses, http://www.oakleysunglasseswholesale.us.com/
    beats by dre, http://www.beats-headphones.in.net/
    ghd uk, http://www.ghdhairstraightenerssale.co.uk/
    hogan,hogan outlet,scarpe hogan,hogan sito ufficiale,hogan interactive
    bears jerseys, http://www.chicagobearsjerseys.us/
    new york knicks, http://www.newyorkknicksjerseys.com/
    the north face outlet, http://www.thenorthfaces.in.net/
    ray-ban sunglasses, http://www.ray-bansunglassess.in.net/
    nobis jacket, http://www.wellensteyn.com.co/
    nike outlet, http://www.nikeoutletstore.us/
    ferragamo shoes, http://www.ferragamo.eu.com/
    oakley canada, http://www.oakleysunglassescanada.com/
    michael kors outlet online, http://michaelkors.outletonlinestores.us.com/
    canada goose outelt, http://www.parajumpers.in.net/
    cyber monday 2015, http://www.blackfriday2015.in.net/
    ugg boots, http://www.cheapuggboots.net.co/
    49ers jersey, http://www.sanfrancisco49ersjerseys.us/
    baltimore ravens jerseys, http://www.baltimoreravensjerseys.us/
    michael kors outlet online, http://www.michaelkors-outlets.us.com/
    mm1017

    ReplyDelete