#281

"Last time there's beef, had to bring it to your door."
- Noreaga, Bring It Here by Capone N Noreaga

This isn't something a rapper says. It's something a lazy beef salesman says.

Filed under: Lazy beef salesman

Comments

[Anonymous]

Ok, I read this and thought come ON guys, you are really reaching for material today ... but the phrase Lazy Beef Salesman keeps making me laugh!

[Anonymous]

hey Mr Fantastic.... stop reaching :(

[Chris D'Elia]

No way. This is one of my favorite ones.

[Chris Scardamalia]

If it keeps making you laugh, why are you complaining??Lazy beef salesman is hilarious, thus the blog is hilarious, because THAT is the joke. Duh.

[Jack]

I think what the first guy meant is that it was his reaction to the quote, but by the end, he saw the hilarity.I must admit, as a fan and commenter since the beginning, which albeit has not been very long, that this was also my initial reaction. And that Lazy Beef Salesman is fucking hilarious.

[rellativity]

so would that be a lazy salesman of beef, or a salesman of lazy beef?

[Anonymous]

In response to above comment: I dont think anyone really has trouble hunting for material for a site like this- rap/hip hop lyrics are ALL kind of dumb. You could probably close your eyes and pull them out of a hat.

[CheGandhiJesus]

Can I ask you Americans something?

Do you really say "Who beefed?" when someone farts?