Tuesday, April 28, 2009

#283


"Just make sure you mention my name in the top brackets. And make sure they mention your name as the top faggot."
- Jadakiss, Air It Out

I just... laughed... so hard at this.

"Top brackets" are something. A "top faggot" is nothing. You can't be the best at being gay or gayer than other gays. If you have sex with a man, you're just gay.

Also how would you like to be in that meeting with Jada and the record exec?
Jadakiss: "Hey make sure you put my name up there, in the top bracket for the record sales thingy (pointing to an official paper of some sort that reads 'Top Record Sales')... And then make sure to put your name... right there (pointing to a column that Jadakiss wrote in with a pen entitled 'Top Faggot').
Record Exec: "But... (sigh) nevermind."

Filed under: So predjudiced / so angry for no apparent reason

16 comments:

  1. I love the "make sure" part... as if they had discussed earlier that the person's name was going to be mentioned as the top faggot and Jadakiss is just reminding him not to forget

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  2. I went a long time thinking Jadakiss was a girl. I mean, "Jadakiss" doesn't have the same masculine ring as, say, "Smif n Wessun" or "Ol' Dirty Bastard." Maybe he's the top....

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  3. Don't assume things you do not understand. As a lesbian, I can say without a doubt that we argue over being the gayest all the time. So there may, in fact, be a top faggot award, but we decide it, so unless Jada is secretly a gay man, he doesn't get a vote.

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  4. actually, yes. there are top faggots. and bottom faggots. many even versatile. i, myself, am a top faggot.

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