Saturday, April 4, 2009

#238

"So don't believe everything your earlobe captures, it's mostly backwards... Unless it happens to be as accurate as me. And everything said in song you happen to see -- then actually, believe half of what you see, none of what you hear, even if it's spat by me. And with that said, I will kill niggas dead."
- Jay-Z, Ignorant Shit

Dear everybody in the world,
Don't fuck with Jay-Z because he has obviously lost his mind.
Sincerely,
Everyone Who Is Confused Because They Listened to This Song

Filed under: What?/Way too many instructions

8 comments:

  1. "I will kill niggas dead"...Thank you Joe Camel..I mean Jayz for once again sticking it to the man. What a fucktard.

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  2. Also, it's worth mentioning that your earlobes can't actually "capture" any sound.

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  3. Eh. Decent sarcasm, tricky rhyme scheme.

    For this site, picking on Jay needs to stick to Kingdom Come. That album was garbage.

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  4. You guys make me laugh. "Way too many instructions" is my fav 'filed-under'. I'm suggesting a "way too many instructions week". That'd kick ass.

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  5. I suggest this also be filed under: "Worst at Simon Says"

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  6. come back when you've killed someone alive, Jay.

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  7. Nathan L:

    Thank you. I was really hoping someone would have pointed that out.

    Earlobe! Really! *giggle*

    I've heard detached lobes do it better than attached lobes. You know. Allegedly. O_o

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  8. wonder what it says backwards. clearly a hidden msg

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