Monday, May 4, 2009

#297

"I'm not a pretty nigga but my moms thinks I'm handsome."
- 50 Cent, Life's On The Line

This is a proven sentence to ruin any conversation and make things immediately awkward. Try it.

9 comments:

  1. Well, I think you're pretty, fitty.
    (Jeez, I should take his job with rhymes like that...*dat)

    I didn't know you had two mothers Mr. cent, I'm guessing they're equally as disappointed with your neglect of grammar.

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  2. ...They banned that book from my school. "Fiddy has two Mommies".

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  3. yeah, ain't his mum a lezzie?

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  4. Hate to break it to you, but she is lying.

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  5. That's actually a kind of adorable line.

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  6. my mommy thinks i'm good looking too...but that's not why i don't get laid very often...

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