Indefinite hiatus. This is the archive. Thank you for the fun.
I don't know D'Elia. By dick he clearly means stick shift, by spit he's probably talking about cleaning his mirrors - while checking them - and he even put on his blinkers before he split. Sounds like a pretty good driver to me.OR by dick he does mean dick, in which case you're probably right.
either way he was high, so he still failed
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